Death March Running Company
DMRC Performance Tech Tee - Ned Flatlanders
DMRC Performance Tech Tee - Ned Flatlanders
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These aren’t just tees, they’re trail-tested armor for the unrelenting grind.
Built for the long haul, our new DMRC performance tech tees are light, breathable, and ready to suffer. Whether you're grinding out mile 87 in the middle of the night, dodging hallucinations on your local loop, or just trying to convince your legs they still work, this tee’s got your back.
Moisture-wicking? Yep. Ultra-soft? Hell yes. Cut for comfort and designed to look just as good on your death march as it does at the post-run beer chug.
This is the shirt you earn your blisters in. The one you high-five aid station volunteers in. The one you forget how many gels you’ve spilled down.
Welcome to your new favorite layer of chaos. Now go sweat in it.
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Ned Flatlanders Design - Hilly-hallelujah neighborinos! Runnin' hills are like catching a greased pig at the country fair - it's a real slippery slopely dopely!
Here are Death March Running Company, it doesn't matter where you train. We believe whether you're tackling towering peaks or running through serene plains, every stride is a victory.
So lace up, step out, and remember you're always welcome here! Even if your name is Ned FlatLanders.
- Fabric composition: 100% polyester
- Gram weight: 85g
- Printing process: Sublimation printing